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The mix up game

How to play:   Take two words and swap round the first one or two letters of the first word with that of the second i.e. whisky drinker ends up drisky whinker. Ha ha ha it’s very good fun for … Continue reading

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Smell my cheese

This consisted of placing one hand in a fist on top of your other hand flat out a bit like butter in a butter dish. Then you would ask someone to smell your cheese, as they got close to your … Continue reading

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number 6

We three kings of orient are One in a taxi One in a car One on a scooter Papping his hooter Wearing a Playtex bra

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number 5

What’s big, hairy, got 800 legs, pink spikes and dribbles? I don’t know Neither do I but it’s crawling up your back.  

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number 4

Said after a belch: Pardon me for being rude It was not me it was my food It just popped up to say hello And now it’s gone back down below

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number 3

Pick it Lick it Roll it Flick it

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number 2.

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Lost his pants in the middle of France And found them yesterday  

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