Category Archives: the funniest thing you’ve ever heard? when you were eight.

How to play:   Take two words and swap round the first one or two letters of the first word with that of the second i.e. whisky drinker ends up drisky whinker. Ha ha ha it’s very good fun for … Continue reading →

This consisted of placing one hand in a fist on top of your other hand flat out a bit like butter in a butter dish. Then you would ask someone to smell your cheese, as they got close to your … Continue reading →

We three kings of orient are One in a taxi One in a car One on a scooter Papping his hooter Wearing a Playtex bra

What’s big, hairy, got 800 legs, pink spikes and dribbles? I don’t know Neither do I but it’s crawling up your back.  

Said after a belch: Pardon me for being rude It was not me it was my food It just popped up to say hello And now it’s gone back down below

Pick it Lick it Roll it Flick it

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Lost his pants in the middle of France And found them yesterday  

Scooby doobie doo Did a poo Into shaggy’s slippers Shaggy put them on What a pong Now he shakes and shivers.