Monthly Archives: September 2005

wtf?

Don’t eat my strawberries   I’ve got lots of strawberries in my strawberry patch I’ve got red strawberries in my strawberry patch I’ve got big strawberries in my strawberry patch Mmmh juicy fruit   Everyone leave my strawberries alone They … Continue reading

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number 6

We three kings of orient are One in a taxi One in a car One on a scooter Papping his hooter Wearing a Playtex bra

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number 5

What’s big, hairy, got 800 legs, pink spikes and dribbles? I don’t know Neither do I but it’s crawling up your back.  

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number 4

Said after a belch: Pardon me for being rude It was not me it was my food It just popped up to say hello And now it’s gone back down below

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number 3

Pick it Lick it Roll it Flick it

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number 2.

Jingle bells Batman smells Robin flew away Lost his pants in the middle of France And found them yesterday  

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number 1.

Scooby doobie doo Did a poo Into shaggy’s slippers Shaggy put them on What a pong Now he shakes and shivers.

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