Category Archives: dreams

Dream 20

This dream was too bizarre for me to even put into words, but lets just say it involved: King Kong A children’s slide A remote control machine gun Zombie old people She-males A go-cart A three-piece suit A porn star … Continue reading

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dream 19

I had a dream that a helicopter sliced my nose clean of with its rotor blades. There was no blood I just didn’t have a nose. But my lack of nose meant I lost all my confidence. Then someone suggested … Continue reading

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Dream 18

A Chinese man in a star mask was trying to scare fish the wrong way up a river, when a giant eel with a human face attacked him. Then I was in Borneo at a charity kiss concert where the … Continue reading

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dream 17

I dreamt that I was related to the chuckle brothers and my uncle said that they were hiding out at his house as they were on the run from Chinese gangsters who they had conned out of a big shipment … Continue reading

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dream 16

I went to a heavily guarded supermarket with my family. Everyone needed i.d. to get in. my sister brought half a chicken covered in flour straight of the saw. My parents spent the entire trip trying to buy me some … Continue reading

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dream 15

I dreamt I had categorical proof that Scooby doo had in fact invented the harmonica.

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dream 14

I was working at a waste disposal plant sifting the rubbish. The only thing was all that there was to sift was everything I had ever thrown away in my life.  

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