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Entourage the Movie…

(Caution contains spoilers if you haven’t seen season 8 yet!) As the men’s version of ‘Sex in the City’ ‘Entourage’ comes to a disappointing end I will offer my ideas for their (inevitable) move to the big screen. At the … Continue reading

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Just press A….

Hey computer game designers, yeah you, I want a word. Why is it that in all games I play there is always a bit I get stuck on? I’m not talking about a lack of save points, swarms of overpowering … Continue reading

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A change is not going to come.

‘Giz a quid’ the old woman in the spectacularly ill fitting jumper emblazoned with dogs splurts out and this dear reader is the first of many scroungers I will meet on my simple walk to work. It is getting ridiculous; … Continue reading

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What the f*ck are The Black Eyed Peas?

Quite a while ago I heard the song ‘My Humps’ and assumed wrongly it was a novelty record, a joke like the ‘Hamster Dance’ or ‘The Stonk’. Then I heard the track ‘I Gotta Feeling’ which should win some writing … Continue reading

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L’enfer, c’est les autres

Sartre once said ‘Hell is other people’ but actually its not. Hell is having to interact with other people, I could go for weeks without seeing anyone and be fine, but plop a load of stupid pleb-ended general public in … Continue reading

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Scale

We have become so hard to please, cursed by ever increasing advances in technology things we used to find entertaining now just seem so lame. In the old days people were wowed just with the use of scale. They scaled … Continue reading

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Snow Joke

Oh in case you hadn’t noticed or the evil eye pixies have stitched up your peepers or maybe you have spent the last few days wonderfully either in a sauna or nuclear reactor or a desert then you may have … Continue reading

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