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The Great Wall

What a premise eh? The Great Wall of China built to keep out monsters! This should be great right? Wrong. This film commits not one but two cardinal sins, over using slow motion to create dramatic tension because, wait for … Continue reading

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Fifty Shades of Grey

Sexy and steamy are just two of the words I won’t be using to describe the latest addition to the do as you are told phenomenon that is ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’. Hot on the heels of the book that … Continue reading

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12 Years a Slave

Every once in a while a film emerges that seemingly everybody loves but me, it’s happened before and I’m sure will happen again, right now that film is Steve McQueen’s ’12 Years a Slave’. It tells the true story of … Continue reading

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Man Of Steel

After ‘Watchmen’ I had high hopes for Zack Snyder’s ‘Man Of Steel’ if anyone could put supes back at the top of the superhero tree it was him surely. We were promised so much from the outset, a darker less … Continue reading

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Iron Man 3

Well I don’t know about you but I thought that they couldn’t really go wrong after ‘The Avengers’ but after sitting through the two hours and ten minutes that is Tony Stark 3, sorry I mean Iron Man 3, I … Continue reading

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Cloud Atlas

Cloud Atlas is an amazing but complex book which is why when I heard it was being made into a film I began to worry. I then found out it had three directors, the Wachowski brother and sister (Matrix) and … Continue reading

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End of Watch

And so the tired format of ‘Found Footage’ trundles along once more this time in a cop buddy movie. Except this can’t really even be described as found footage it’s so lazy in its execution, one minute it’s all shaky … Continue reading

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