Creature

I’m sorry but this film is not one of those it’s so bad its good, ‘The Room’ or ‘Birdemic’ etc, this film is just plain bad. The story is lame, the acting is atrocious, the direction worse and the continuity is about as existent as the (not so) special effects. Considering that this is supposed to be a horror film the only thing horrific about it is the over use of soft porn and slow motion. Lockjaw, the so called Creature here, looks like someone with no artistic talent or money tried to dress up as an angry cabbage for a bet. I know you want some examples of how bad it is don’t you? Well how about when one of the main characters gets shot in the leg and then spends the rest of the film running about like Usain Bolt or the fact that another gets killed after being pierced by the creatures tail which is the only time it makes an appearance in the whole film. Characters say things like ‘I’ll just go and get that from the car’ which is mere yards away and then they don’t return to the narrative until they are conveniently needed again which could be hours later. All the action (sic) is off camera except for the (un)sexy times but the real killer here is the ending when *spoiler alert* lockjaw is foiled by a sinkhole! All in all everyone involved should be ashamed and not moan about the box office takings being the worst ever because it is evident from what’s on display that it totally warrants its poor returns.

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