Cowboys & Aliens

Less of a review and more of a question really, how do you make a film called ‘Cowboys & Aliens’ boring? Because believe you me this film is like watching paint dry, brown paint. I think the worst thing, apart from the acting of the three leads (Ford should quit, Wilde does no more than pout about the desert like a constipated cat and Craig spends the whole film trying to out pout her)is that the film is credited with nine writers, nine! My as yet not fully formed and yet highly imaginative six year old brain could do better than that with an assortment of broken toys and a lighter. I would much rather go back and spend an hour and a half in my young prepubescent brain than I would watching this higgledy piggledy abortion of a movie, come back ‘Wild Wild West’ all is forgiven.

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