Useless fact of the day…pigs can’t look up apparently so it you ever want to hide anything from a pig put it in the sky or your loft. This does mean they wouldn’t get a pilots licence thus dispelling the myth. Of course pigs have little corkscrew tails, which obviously inspired the creation of corkscrews and thus wine so you can thank them for that. But people always say pigs are the cleanest animals but all they do is wallow around in mud and sh*t all day so that cant be the case, plus they have to have fleas so you can get scratchings. I can’t really knock pigs as they have such a good noise and they have to put up with that snozzle. Plus frazzles are ace.