The Amazing Myth

If you make something convincing enough people will believe you. Many years ago a wildlife filmmaker working for Disney chased some lemmings off a cliff to give them the appearance that they were taking their own lives on mass and it has stuck ever since. No animal is capable of taking it’s own life. So the bucks fizz endorsed phrase ‘the camera never lies’ should be eradicated for good, as we all now know that with CGI etc anything can be faked and as proven by the lemming story if it is done well you can deceive the world. I’m about to release my rare footage of the Air-opus a flying relation to the sea bound octopus. Once convinced of its authenticity I shall release yet more of my unseen wildlife tapes. So look forward to the polar-hare, domkeys and some cows having a crafty fag behind the cow shed.
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